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[tzaraisen]

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Percival
@percival (27), Olympia

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I WAS A: knight of Feendrache.

I'M SKILLED IN: swordsmanship, the art of battle, and various other skills.

I'M LOOKING FOR: a land on which to build my vision of a prosperous kingdom.

ALSO, I'M: not interested.

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[tzaraisen]

[ I GUESS HE'S STILL IN WYVER AT THIS POINT...??? ]

I have been searching everywhere

WHERE IS IT?

[baguablade]

[ all the way in wyver...

attached: a selfie of Cain with the sword. there's a peace sign, too.

hurry home, percy ]

[tzaraisen]

You didn't answer my question!

[ Regardless, he's definitely heading home now. Give him a few... hours.

The most suspenseful hours. ]

[baguablade]

[ isn't it lucky that they have a nice way to talk in those intervening hours? ]

I'm pretty sure I did. Or did you not understand?
Dear Percival, I have found the location of your missing sword.

[tzaraisen]

Did you have it all this time?

[ imagine him, miserable and sweaty, and angrily texting in the jungle ]

[baguablade]

[ cain's definitely imagining it. it's a picture he's going to cherish ]

Would I have let you run off all the way to Wyver if I did? [ why does he have to put it the shadiest way possible... ]
Happy circumstance led me to find where it'd made its way :)

[tzaraisen]

Quite frankly, yes. I think you would.

Tell me where you found it, or I will assume you're the thief, and end your life with it.

[baguablade]

After everything we've been through, I thought I'd earned a little more trust than that...
But I can't tell you.

[tzaraisen]

You speak of trust, yet refuse to tell me anything. Do you realize how hypocritical that is?

[baguablade]

Still, I'm asking you to trust me. :)

[tzaraisen]

Why are you so intent on protecting a thief?

[baguablade]

There's a good reason for it. I'll tell you when you're home.
By the way, I met your vassal while I was out today. He's a very nice young man.

[tzaraisen]

You will, immediately.

How did you meet Yusuke? Did he return Lohengrin? I did ask him to investigate on my behalf.

And yes, he is very serious, creative, and quite intelligent. It's rare to meet someone of his age with such a good head on their shoulders.

[baguablade]

[ let him just ignore 2/3 of what percy's said... ]

Wow, you sound like a proud papa!

[tzaraisen]

Are you implying that I'm old?

[baguablade]

No, that's not what I'm implying.

[tzaraisen]

Then I suppose I will begrudgingly accept that accusation.

He helped me a great deal when we were forced to pilot ships to the surface.

[baguablade]

Oh, you mean like when we figured out what works to calm you down?

[tzaraisen]

[ why ]

Yes.

But not as cheap as your methods.

[ why are you like this ]

[baguablade]

[ because no one else does it for you :) ]

You're really working on hurting my feelings tonight, huh...
Yusuke must really be an admirable person, though, if you're saying that about him.

[tzaraisen]

Forgive me if I feel little sympathy at the moment, having trudged through the jungles of Wyver for apparently no reason.

You still didn't explain how you know him.

[baguablade]

I ran into him when I was out. He was looking for your sword so I lent a hand.
He really is a loyal vassal :)

[tzaraisen]

Of course. I would not have asked him to be my vassal if I didn't think him worthy.

[ #proudpapa again ]

[baguablade]

[ but does he have pictures of yusuke's sporting events on his phone-- ]

That's right, you've got very exacting standards!
So, anyone else I should be expecting to run into who's part of the family?

[tzaraisen]

It makes me wonder... with such discerning standards, how did I end up with you as a housemate?

[ cain can probably picture the shitty smirk all too well. ]

Enough of these allusions to family. But no, Gran and Yusuke are my only true vassals.